What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

My boyfriend wants to break up over too many petty arguments. To me, they are molehills because I truly love him & don't really think twice about them. If he loved me would he work through it?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

'I feel for Jackson': Tigers' Jobe out for season with elbow surgery - The Detroit News

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

What were Hitler’s habits?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.